Sir McCoolpants Von No Touchy

That sounds like bulshytt!

the man who holds the king holds the kingdom.

Power is a dangerous game

You put out a funny podcast, you talk about bak chor mee. I will say mee siam mai hum.

Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field.

Tim Burton ... as an actor you wait and wish and hope and pray you'll work with him.

Humanity is the rich effluvium, it is the waste and the manure and the soil, and from it grows the tree of the arts.

This people know where their husbands are. I would like to vomit. I would like to vomit my soul out.

I made the most of my ability and I did my best with my title.